When that emergency calls comes in, your local 911 dispatchers are ready to help you! We rely heavily on a relatively low-tech tool to help us make decisions FAST. It will never fail us as it’s completely impervious to network failures, power failures, earthquakes and floods.

Here it is, folks. The magic 911 8-ball.
I’m sorry for the picture quality. My Razr camera phone is pretty lame.
As you can see, the answers it provides come directly from our administrators here at the department. Gassy, unreadable, vacillating, vague and keeps us guessing.







Kathy scs kathat
April 30, 2008 at 15:16
This is too funny :-) My friend is a dispatcher in San Franciso and I’m sure she’ll get a kick out of this.
AJ
April 30, 2008 at 18:12
that is so AWESOME!! Where can I get one of those???
Maybe it could help dh department make some better admin choices!!!
Lauren
May 1, 2008 at 08:08
This “Maybe” funny! LOL!
Joan B
May 5, 2008 at 03:48
Well, having spent quite some time on line with 911 types, now I know what’s really going on. you are so funny.
randomesq
May 5, 2008 at 08:08
I’m amused! Not necessarily reassured…but amused is more important to me, anyway. ;)
-R.