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2010 is off to a great start!!

I haven’t seen or heard of any Evil Raccoon Militia activity in my area for some time.  Have you had any in your area?
Maybe they’ve all been rounded up?
This one is pretty cute, looking all sad and all.
Keep your guard up.

an interesting thing about blogs…

So if you’re a blogger, you know how incredibly addicting the “dashboard” or “stats” area behind your blog is.  I find it fascinating that people find my blog from, most recently, Russia. 
Or with a search term like  ”antique die cuts series naughty boys”.  WTF?  I tried, I couldn’t solve that one.
Most of the time, I can [...]

uh oh… they’re getting serious…

icanhascheezburger.com on 8/14/08 – recent sighting of Militia movement.  Prepare yourself.  Remember to pick up some apples.

just when you thought it was safe…

The Evil Raccoon Militia is at it again.

Fortunately, I know one member who isn’t.  The sight of this particular 40lb+ rebel on the side of the road yesterday during the commute home was enough to bring me to tears.  Tears of hysterical laughter, that is.  Before you go thinking – “Man, this chick is sick… what possible joy can be [...]

Raccoon Epidemic Reaches New Heights

After a day long investigation, it is apparent that the Raccoon Militia is larger than previously thought.  Reports from all across North America are confirming that Raccoons are the fastest growing new terror group, second only to beavers.
The FBI is labeling Raccoon activity as Terror Alert BlackBrownSilver.  Travel is not advised when this alert level [...]