Quotes

I love quotes.  I think of them as a little bit o’ brilliance.  There is one for every situation, person, emotion, event and even a website devoted to quotes about dogs.  You can never have too many quotes.  So here is my ever-expanding list of quotes, to share with you.  In case you can’t tell, i have a thing for Oscar Wilde. 

• “Anywhere is walking distance, if you have the time.”  Steven Wright, comedian
• “A life without cause is a life without effect.” Barbarella
• “Life is sexually transmitted.”   unknown
• “Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ” ~Maurice Chevalier, New York Times, 9 October 1960
• “Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.”  ~George Bernard Shaw
• “Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.”  ~Caryn Leschen
• “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”  Oscar Wilde  Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 – 1900)
• “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”   Oscar Wilde
• “I am not young enough to know everything.”  Oscar Wilde
• “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” Oscar Wilde
• “There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”   Oscar Wilde
• “My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.”  Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere’s Fan, 1892
• “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.  A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”  ~Bill Vaughan
• “Making mistakes is the privilege of the active. It is always the mediocre people who are negative, who spend their time proving that they were not wrong.”   Ingvar Kamprad, Ikea